Not ME Mondays!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Last night after definitely NOT swearing to be in bed early, I did NOT watch the Oscars, while NOT folding laundry, NOT blogging, and NOT talking to my sister in law on the phone. I NEVER EVER multi-task and never stay up way too late doing way too many things.

Dan and I most certainly did NOT stay up WAY too late watching episodes of Private Practice and Grey's Anatomy, some of which we most definitely did NOT buy off iTunes after NOT forgetting to DVR them. Nope, not us!! We are NOT addicted to Grey's Anatomy.

I have NOT been grabbing the boys' clean clothes out of the laundry basket I most definitely have NOT left in the hallway all week, and I most definitely have NOT resolved to put them away everyday.

I almost certainly did NOT email Dan while he was most certainly NOT doing homework to definitely NOT ask him for help on this Not Me Monday blog entry. Nope! I NEVER interrupt him while he is studying.

I definitely do NOT think Jayden is the cutest little boy in the world, so I definitely have NOT let him continue playing with the dog that came with me to my parents house when I was adopted. I certainly would NEVER risk the damaging of a priceless nostalgic piece of my childhood for the sake of Jayden's enjoyment!

Finally, I most certainly have NOT already been scheming today how I can NOT obtain some sort of tasty chocolate treat that I most definitely have NOT been thinking about since Saturday. Nope, not ME!!